Oh, crap!

MISSING:
One green and white striped hammock!
I just came home from work yesterday and it was gone! Man, that's what I get for bragging about it on the internet. I figure either it blew away during the thunderstorm, or some jealous poopoohead stole it! Anyway, if any of you happen to be in the neighborhood and come across a green and white hammock, please bring him home!