My New Nickname

This is going to be a short one, I MUST tell you all a little story. Today one of my favorite first graders came up to me as the rest of the kids were lining up to leave class. She blurted out, "Wanna know what my nickname for you is?"
A little scared, I responded, "Uh, sure! What is it?"
"Miss Toothpick, 'cause you're so skinny!"
I immediately burst out laughing, it was one of the funniest things I've heard a kid say about me. It was almost as funny as the time I had a kindergartener seriously ask me if I was an elf. I asked him if he'd been watching The Lord of the Rings. He answered, "Yes, I have the DVD."